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Poem: Please Listen

When I ask you to listen to me
and you start giving me advice,
you have not done what I asked.

When I ask you to listen to me
and you begin to tell me why
I shouldn’t feel that way,
you are trampling on my feelings.

When I ask you to listen to me
and you feel you have to do something
to solve my problem,
you have failed me,
strange as that may seem.

Listen! All I ask is that you listen.
Don’t talk or do - just hear me.

Advice is cheap; 20 cents will get
you both Dear Abby and Billy Graham
in the same newspaper.
And I can do for myself; I am not helpless.
Maybe discouraged and faltering,
but not helpless.

When you do something for me that I can
and need to do for myself,
you contribute to my fear and
inadequacy.

But when you accept as a simple fact
that I feel what I feel,
no matter how irrational,
then I can stop trying to convince
you and get about this business
of understanding what’s behind
this irrational feeling.

And when that’s clear, the answers are
obvious and I don’t need advice.
Irrational feelings make sense when
we understand what’s behind them.

Perhaps that’s why prayer works, sometimes,
for some people - because God is mute,
and he doesn’t give advice or try
to fix things.
God just listens and lets you work
it out for yourself.

So please listen, and just hear me.
And if you want to talk, wait a minute
for your turn - and I will listen to you.

Author Unknown

Poem: Ode to Dorch

Alan teaches in the classroom,
We know as the gold fish bowl,
Means we can see who’s winning the fight
Between some dude and Anthony Cole.

Jim said one day he had a sore tooth,
And was going to get it checked out,
I asked him the next day how was the dentist,
And he said, “Oh, he looked down in the mouth.”

Livia is the crazy girl,
She makes me smile, she’s nice,
Though there’s something we all know sunshine,
That was never your Muller Rice.

Upstairs Allan obviously teaches cleaning with a good few tricks,
They chat, drink tea and watch videos and still get a certificate for BICS.

Richard does the magazine,
Though now he’s also a dad,
We all wish the family well,
With Luca, their little lad.

Christina does the Yoga,
“I love it!” a prisoner said,
Though he then did fall over,
As he had his leg behind his head.

The IAG team at Dorchester,
Is Richard, Jackie and Lynn,
The great service that they provide,
Is offered to all who come in.

Margaret teaches on D Wing,
Which is always rather merry,
Especially trying to control our friend,
The wonderful Mr Perry.

Jane does the IT,
Including how to type a letter,
I wish her well and hope,
That her back soon gets better.

Margot teaches Literacy,
Down in room 3,
Even I now know,
How to use the apostrophe.

Anne, Judy, Ginny and Roger are great,
They can cover anything,
I know that when I am stuck for a class,
I can always give them a ring.

Lesley teaches lots of groups,
With lots of different lads,
The one I think she most enjoys,
Is Story Book Dads.

Karen teaches Barbering,
Which is something quite rare,
Would you let a prisoner with clippers,
Come anywhere near your hair?

Marion joined us recently,
Though she hasn’t lost her ties,
Half the time she’s not here,
As she’s forced to work at Guys.

Lisa is seen to run the show,
And is very often stressed,
We all know there’s chocolate though,
Somewhere on her desk.

Stuart is more in the background,
Making sure we all have our goals,
And that is why he works,
As the HMP Dorchester HoLS,

And then there’s me, little old me, like Mickey Mouse in Fantasia,
I’ve done my best, so I’m having a rest, and now I’m off to Malaysia.

Poem: Laying Here

Like seeing in the darkness of a room
Blind to the sounds within the gloom
Deaf to the feeling of the unending doom

Laying here, I’m falling
I hear nobody calling
Shadows in the moonlight
Cast patterns on a dark night

Whistling in the silence
No control of my life
Going down a walkway
Where the children sit and play

Maybe it’s the right time
To wish for the sunshine
Blow away the dark clounds
Erase all of your doubt

Gentle is the motion
Feeling devotion
No complications
Just dedication

Poem: Just Because

Just because I tickle you lots,
Doesn’t mean I don’t care for you.

Just because I don’t phone,
Doesn’t mean I’m not always thinking of you.

Just because I don’t help out at home,
Doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate what you do.

Just because I snore in bed,
Doesn’t mean I don’t dream of you.

Just because I stay up late,
Doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy your hugs.

Just because I don’t say it often,
Doesn’t mean I don’t love you.

I do love you.
Why? Oh, just because…

Poem: Vision

I have a vision.
I have a vision that will blow your minds.
I have a vision that is so far–fetched that you will never think the same again.
And what is my vision?

Is it one of world peace and equal relations?
Is it one of love and care for everyone?
Is it one of happiness to the world around us?
I think not.

What my vision is, is reality.
I see the death of every single human on this god forsaken planet.
I see the destruction of every man–made and natural object in existence.
I see the world as one huge dustball, with no meaningful life.

“Impossible” I hear you say.
Think again my friends, to what this planet was like 4 billion years ago.
I’ll tell you. It was nothing. Nothing. Just a lump of rock in a not so endless space.
There are many like it today, and yet we care not for any of them.

We are not alone in this existence of ours, let me remind you.
There are other lifeforms out there, though we are unlikely to compare against their superiority.
Have you ever wondered though why all the technical machines,
All the ones looking for intelligent life, look AWAY from Earth?

So, this vision of mine, as unlikely as it sounds, WILL one day be true.
That I can guarantee. What is not so certain, is when this vision will come true.
It could be 30 years, it could be 30,000, but one day.
Besides, the Earth will not exist at all, in five million years time.

That Sun, which we value so dearly to our daily life and existence,
Will swell so large as it’s life begins to ebb away,
That the Earth will be blown out of existence, and our only hope as part of the human race,
Will be too migrate to a different system.

It won’t be like Star Trek, or anything as vulgar as that.
It will be civil, and organised, without the special effects.
My vision will come true, and it is up to the minority, to save the majority,
“I believe” is what you should now say, or be one of the majority.

Poem: Under Pressure

Under pressure from the left,
Needing to do the paperwork of life,
Must be organised, constructive,
Make best use of the time.

Under pressure from the right,
Need to be someone I’m not,
Must be brave, unfearing,
Make the best of what I’ve got.

Under pressure from above,
Needing to meet expectations,
Must be here, there, everywhere,
Make the best of the limitations.

Under pressure from below,
Need to sort myself out,
Must be focussed, concentrating,
Be the best without doubt.

Poem: The Jigsaw Puzzle

Katie and Gary

When I first saw you all those years ago,
Little did I know how things would go,
It’s been nearly 8 years since that day,
And I’m in love; well what can I say!

Over 2 and a half years ago we became one,
Both of our hearts we had fought and won,
The start of something that would last forever,
The beginning of many happy years together.

I think about you every day and every night,
My constant companion, my guiding light,
The jigsaw puzzle that you say we are,
Physically apart, but never mentally far.

These days at university may be trying and hard,
But soon they will be over, our degrees on a card,
Then we go out into the world to experience life,
Get a house, settle down and then make you my wife.

What we have together is special to us, dear,
Who we are means we can’t always be near.
Whatever the distance, whatever we do.
One thing is certain, and that’s I love you.

Poem: Subvert Normality

Subvert normality to its precadescant state.

Attract the Lurkies and the Snarts but not the Trigs.

Subtripulise the eternal frulote, allowing for dasmanars.

Cripulating around the wreltible can provide byginous atrapules.

If you find any decvertazes, put them in the yop, and attach the efrentlip.

Not doing so will allow the creation of hult–maffing narnkysts.

This is not a good idea.

Poem: Sacrifice

To give it all up for the here and now,
Means that a circumstantial sacrifice is made.
Looking forward to what might just be,
Allows the ultimate glory to be claimed.

A giving of one thing precious,
To a cause so worthwhile and just,
A decision based on rumours,
A chance that is taken with lust.

Willing to risk it all for power,
It’s grabbed with both hands in greed,
Not thinking with the grey matter,
Forsaking the simple things of need.

Sleepily, the hour draws near,
When the point of no return arrives.
One must chose between the facts,
And the dreams for which one lives.

Finding it within oneself,
Is a challenge few care to take.
Creating the future for ourselves,
Takes practice for what we make.

A final word of warning,
To those about to embark.
Listen carefully to them all,
And you won’t drift far from the mark.

Poem: Reincarnation Of A Chip Bag

There I am, a flat chip bag,
Sitting with my friends, not yet a rag,
Of the undiscarded greasy chips,
Which they’ve shovelled past their bulbous lips.

At the end I’m consigned to the bin,
My reincarnation about to begin.
I sit in the trash for what must be days,
More rubbish on top of me in increasing layers.

I’m finally thought of, and to be recycled I go.
Along with my peers to a place we all know.
We’re shredded and cut into lots of little bits,
Then we’re split and thrown into the fire–filled pits.

The whole of me is burning,
Around and around I keep turning,
Oo I think I’m beginning to melt,
Now I know how those chips felt!

When I’m no more than ash, and the fire has died,
It’s then that I realise I’ve been totally fried.
No more chances for me in this lifetime.
I’ll just sit here and write another rhyme…